It's obviously Reading Rainbow day!

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> Lance Bass will write contribute meaningful passages towards an autobiography "all about his life, his music and his sexuality." I mean, we've all read his MySpace blogs. The boy can talk up a storm but he's not exactly Ernest Hemingway. Out of Sync will hit shelves in October. I'd say the chances we'll get steamy sex scenes like in his ex Reichen's book are slim. On the other hand, he'll have an actual promotion budget, courtesy Simon & Schuster. Whatever, we all know I'm going to bust heads if necessary to get an advanced copy of this puppy.

> Jenna Bush will pen the story of a 17-year-old mother with HIV as the final book report for her time spent as a UNICEF worker in Central America. Ana's Story: A Journey of Hope will be published in fall 2007. [Thanks KAR]

> Dina McGreevey continues to insult her intelligence and ours by insisting she had no idea the ex-governor was soooo gay. Silent Partner: A Memoir of My Marriage will be released May 1, when Dina will read excerpts from beneath a huge mound of sand.

Comments

[Leland]

"Out of Sync" by Lance Bass, Chapter 7:

"Like everyone else, I had heard the stories of his sexual compulsion and inability to be faithful to his endless succession of 'husbands', but, like fools for skin deep beauty since the dawn of time, I thought I could be the one to change him, and believed every lie he told me. Even after I found out that the place he took me on our first official 'date'—the Hotel Bel-Air—had been the scene of his and Chip's wedding. In retrospect, instead of thinking about what a talented bottom he was, I should have listened to that little voice inside that said, 'There's something creepy about this'.

But I did learn one thing very quickly. After nearly falling in the first time I tried to _ _ _ _ Reichen, I always tied a rope around my waist before getting near his _ _ _ with a hard _ _. A friend suggested paying someone to combine a _ _ _ _ ring with one of those GPS tracking devices that skiers use in areas prone to avalanches but I found rope turned Reichen on a lot more and any among the menages he kept engineering could hold onto the other end. I think I left my Grammy award in there somewhere.

And, Davis? wherever you are: THANK YOU!"

[kenneth]

Why is there a picture of Ellen on this post?