Quickies: Coop showers, Lindsay bails, Rufus peaks

> Don't even bother sneaking your camera phone into the Equinox locker room in hopes of snapping Anderson Cooper in his birthday suit -- according to this sometimes reliable gossip, he keeps the undies on in order to ward off potential photogs. But riddle me this: If you've got the Coop cornered in the steam room, is saying cheese really going to be your top priority?

> Lindsay Lohan won't be starring as the bisexual wife of poet Dylan Thomas (played by my Brothers & Sister boyfriend, Matthew Rhys) in The Best Time of Our Lives after all. Instead we'll get Sienna Miller rivaling (and possibly bedding) Keira Knightley.

> Do you think maybe Rufus Wainwright sits around thinking of the gayest possible thing he could say in any given interview? From a piece in Paste Magazine: "I'm in the peak area now. I'm sort of skipping from peak to peak. I'm like a crazy fairy. God, that sounded kind of dirty."