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> This booking photo of Paris Hilton is completely predictable (we know the girl knows how to pose) and yet endlessly amusing me. I'm worried for my Special Paris Correspondent's expectation that jail will break her spirit, though. Stainless steel fixtures are very shiny and provide an excellent substitute for mirrors in which to primp and preen.
> Let's hope Paris doesn't get shacked up with this kind of stalker: Jim Carrey will star in I Love You Phillip Morris, a "black comedy about a con man who falls in love with a cellmate and attempts to escape from prison when the object of his affection is released." This is a direct quote from Variety: "Project was pitched to financiers as Catch Me if You Can meets Brokeback Mountain."
> Wanna help a member of Congress pose for his own special Sheriff's glamor shot? Larry Flynt will pay you a million dollars (one milllllllllion dollars!) if you can provided documented proof of illicit intimate relations with a Rep. or Sen. And yes, I know there are ladies in those upper and lower houses -- like 12, right? No need to dilute those sad numbers any further!
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