Breaking: Someone on Idol is gay. (You think?)

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It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that my American Idol-loving friends make their own gay jokes so fast I can barely keep up.

The original blind item, from Gatecrasher:

"Which teenage American Idol reject is already cropping up on the L.A. gay bar scene?"

From the peanut gallery of emails and IMs that immediately hit my screen:

> "San-jaya! San-jaya! Come set this place on fi-yah!"

> "About the only place he could go would be TigerHeat, which makes it even funnier."

> "From Tiger Beat to TigerHeat!"

> "I wish it was Blake, but no way is he still a teen."

But, um, seriously, kids. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Gay sex is so much more fun when you're not spending all your time -- um, looking over your shoulder. In the worried way.

[Thanks Jessica, Misha, J-Ro]

Comments

[Jessica]

Someone's gay? On American Idol? I'm sorry, that just doesn't compute.

Do you think he even bothers to try going "incognito" to TigerHeat, or does he just slick the ponyhawk up with glitter gel, throw on a mesh tank top and call it a night?