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Last weekend, more than 60 fans were arrested at a John Mayer concert in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Most were charged with underage drinking or public intoxication. It goes without saying that the indie rocker-slash-standup comedian was not pleased.
In an open letter, Mayer threatens an innovative and "ballsy" use of a Sharpie if such behavior is repeated:
If I happen to be walking backstage and I see any of you young men passed out drunk on a stretcher, make no mistake about it, you will come-to in front of your disappointed parents with a face full of Sharpie and the sneaking suspicion that you've been teabagged by one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007.
Or, you could always just call security.
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