Oops! She didn't! (Again?)

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Oh, Britney Jean.

Of course I had to watch. But even on tape delay out here on the west coast, with full warning that she'd forgotten how to lip sync, I didn't expect that she would have also forgotten how to dance. And how to seduce us! How to hold us in the palm of her hand, sexy and sure and confident we'd do anything she asked. I'd be surprised and impressed if she can remember her own name right now!

You know what it reminded me of? Honestly? Watching those moments where Judy Garland was so stoned and so struggling to stay upright, like when Gene Kelly had to literally hold her up so she could do her numbers in Summer Stock. Not that I'm comparing them.

I'm just saying. Britney! Baby, what happened?!

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Comments

[Christopher]

Thank god for you. I soooo needed a quote for today and you are the only one out there saying amusingly gay-ish things.

[el madartista]

rather than Judy, I likened it to watching a stoned and uncomfortable first timer in porn.