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News still totally happens even when I'm stuck on a plane!
> Queerty's got the best clips from Hillary Clinton's appearance on Ellen's show all cued up and ready to watch. Ellen talks a lot about being gay, which is exciting in and of itself. Maybe this is where I should admit that I have, well, less than no sense of humor about people lesbian-baiting Hillary during this race. Whether she's your girl, as she'd say, or not, she's at least as qualified as her opponents and I'm totally over the idea that her potential dykeyness is a punchline. (Anything else is fair game. Got a good one? Tell me!)
> Alleged heterosexual Larry Craig did his best to resign on the cusp on a major holiday weekend. Too bad that plan didn't keep him out of the news. The hands-down most bizarre and intense coverage has got to be the interview with his kids where they talk about debating definitions of what sex is, exactly. Though the kids say they believe dad's denial, they also amazingly say it'd be okay if he was, in fact, gay. Which he's allegedly not.
> A trusted source sent me this very funny report about what happens when people try to compete with weatherstud Sam Champion. I didn't get a chance to independently verify the shenanigans, but apparently on Monday's episode of The Today Show:
There's a substitute weather guy on, and I thought my TV was going to burst into flames. One of the fans said she was from Springfield, Missouri, home of Brad Pitt. Apparently they'd just done a BBQ segment because his response was "Well, some women would certainly say he's a piece of man -- I mean meat."
Back to you, Sam...
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