Quickie denials and, um, clarifications

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> Usher gets married. And becomes a Scientologist. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Everyone deals with the pressures of commitment in their own way!

> Huge hat tip to Queerty for digging out this amazingly, uh, dramatic Powerpoint-slash-video about gay heritage. Starring Anderson Cooper.

> And in related news, Orbitz wants its gay travelers to visit Puerto Rico! You might run into Ricky Martin.

> Shia LeBouf just really really really likes bananas.

> But Simon Cowell's still not gay. Nope. Vain and in love with his Botox, yes. But not gay.

Comments

[Johnny]

Is there anything gayer than a quickie wedding and Scientology conversion? They'll help him take his little secret and make it into a big, intimidating, threatening secret for any of us that dare speculate.