Breaking: Teen pregnancy debate about to devour the world

Popnog: Britney's Teen Sister Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant: Britney Spears's 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant, Nickelodeon confirmed Tuesday. "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being," says the network, which carries her series Zoey 101.
Raymond: Thanks for the heads up. It's like a traffic report so I know what to avoid tomorrow.
Popnog: Like, the entire Internet? Stars, they're just like us: Left totally unprepared by abstinence-only education!

Go on now, send your favorite teenage girl to your favorite safe sex website, and while you're at it, be sure she knows about Gardasil, the HPV vaccine. It's the most exciting thing to happen in women's health so far this century, and there might as well be something good that comes out of this whole mess. (A lot of docs will prescribe for older women and even for guys, too, no matter that the FDA hasn't gotten around to proving it can work regardless of Y chromosome count.)