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> Memo to Jay Leno: Do not fuck with a man who writes musicals. Avenue Q's creator lights into the late-nighter for making really un-funny gay jokes at Ryan Phillippe, who, to his surprising credit, didn't think it was a good time at all.
> Best/worst literary idea ever? Bret Easton Ellis is writing a sequel to his speed-fueled SoCal sexually ambiguous novel, Less Than Zero (as opposed to his other drug-fueled, East Coast, sexually ambiguous novels). Will the book's protagonist, Clay, like Ellis, finally see fit to talk about his queerness?
> Random world events Fall Out Boy's haters will inevitably blame them for: Antarctica has a major climate crisis event the day the band was due to arrive in its attempt to set a world record for playing concerts on all seven continents.
> Other things Clay Aiken and David Archuleta might have in common are as conspicuously absent in this American Idol Deja Vu countdown as they are on the show!
> Gossip Girl might maybe be getting a real gay kid character. (They already have a gay absentee dad.) My vote's for Eric, Serena's younger brother, who's been noticeably lukewarm about hooking up with Jenny and, well, tried to off himself. We know how to do network TV math. Suicidal, slender kids are obviously having a sexual identity crisis.
> Anderson Cooper gets a personal tour of David Beckham's tattoos on 60 Minutes and then calls James Carville "dude" on 360. There is no blame here, simply a thumbs up. Good work, Coop!
Give it a rest! Clay Aiken isn't gay and neither is the Archuletta kid. Do you even think before writing such image damaging garbage? These are real people, not South Park characters you're fucking with.
Posted by: Dave | March 26, 2008 at 07:33 PM