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> Platinum album seller. Oscar winner. No holds barred guerilla advice warlord? When members of the paparazzi asked Cher if she had any recommendations for Britney Spears she responded "she should blow you guys up with a car bomb!" Okay Cher -- enough of the softball questions -- think quick! How would you handle campaign finance reform? The astronomically high price of gas? Al Qaeda terror cells on the Eastern Seaboard?
> Rev. Bob Larson -- supposedly the world's number one demon hunter (how does one really qualify that?) -- claims Amy Winehouse just needs a little spiritual housekeeping to turn her life around. "People are more susceptible to being possessed when they have bruised souls and I think Amy is a classic example,” says Larson who has reportedly conducted over 10,000 exorcisms in the last 30 years. Now I feel bad -- until I read this I unfairly blamed her neurotic behavior on the duffel bags of crack she's been smoking.
> Need a foolproof way to ditch work and watch college basketball? The Oregon Urology Institute would like to suggest you try a good ol' fashioned vasectomy: "When March Madness approaches you need an excuse ... to stay at home in front of the big screen." Seemingly the "I can't possibly finish that expense report, I just had my vas deferens snipped!" line would also work if you wanted to stay home and tune into Luke and Noah still not kissing on As The World Turns or catch up on your scrapbooking, but those excuses have yet to be formally endorsed by The OUI.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
Might want to fix that last link. lol I doubt the boys are getting snipped.
Posted by: Jamie | March 12, 2008 at 08:17 AM