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> According to HolyMoly.co.uk, singer Pete Burns recently leaked his own sex tape to porn site Xtube after learning his husband had been hiring scores of rent boys. Apparently adhering to the age old adage "revenge is a dish best served hoochie," the Dead or Alive singer didn't exactly win over any new fans. One source who saw the clip before it was taken down says: "Pete has a big hairy crack...a real ugly cock with overhanging foreskin and huge dangling bollocks." Pete wrote about the tape and his husband's cheating on his website, saying:
"I didn't expect the dog to escape from my own kennel. As you can see, we obviously didn't participate in safe sex, I trusted he was monogamous. I have since found out that was a cast of thousands and Michael's flavour was definitely 'unsafe'. You can imagine how I am feeling right now."
We feel for the guy, but, we also say no matter what time of the day or night it is -- it's always way too early to be thinking about Pete's huge hairy overhanging ugly dangling bits.
> Film Director Paul Verhoeven has written a book about that life of Jesus Christ. Titled Jesus of Nazareth: A Realistic Portrait, the biography claims that Jesus was not the product of Immaculate Conception, but rather was fathered by a Roman soldier who raped Mary. The Robocop and Basic Instinct director also claims it wasn't Judas Iscariot who betrayed Jesus. Obviously it was that icepick wieldin', no-panty wearin' bisexual psychopath played by Sharon Stone!
> Michelle Williams recently told friends that she is being haunted by the ghost of Heath Ledger. The former lover and mother of Ledger's daughter Matilda claims the late actor has visited twice, both times as a "shadowy apparition." The first time the ghost appeared was after Williams heard furniture moving. During the second appearance Ledger's spirit reportedly told the actress he was sorry for not being there to help raise their child. Williams claims the hauntings have helped her with the grieving process. We'll reserve our snark on this one as 1) it sounds like a bullshit story, 2) we like Heath Ledger and 3) on the off-chance it's actually true, we've got enough crap to deal with without taunting a ghost and activating any of that Poltergeist mess up in here.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
what's wrong with a little hairy rimming?
i like this blog best when its not just another typical bitchy judgefest.
Posted by: robbie67 | April 24, 2008 at 06:46 PM