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> Lindsay Lohan is reportedly planning to bare it all in an effort to revitalize her floundering career. The Daily News claims the perpetually troubled star is set to go full frontal in the indie flick Florence to prove herself as a "mature, responsible actress." Because as Britney and Paris have proven time and time again, nothing says accomplished and qualified like flashing a little labia.
> According to Page Six, "Factory Boys" -- the New York magazine article about twins Richard and Robert Dupont, who were fixtures in Andy Warhol's crew -- will be turned into a movie and directed by fashion photographer Steven Klein. Rumor has it the twins want actor Zac Efron to play them. It seems Zac barely has enough personality to handle one role per movie, much less two, but whatever. It's almost the weekend, and we're feeling just shallow and salacious enough to allow for the idea of twinky beauty over substance.
> The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has lifted the ban on gay print material of a sexual nature for inmates. The policy change allows for descriptions of gay and lesbian sex (no matter how graphic they are), which up until late last year prisoners were prohibited from possessing. "Books that had previously been denied for containing homosexual activity will be reviewed again should they be received by another offender," says Jennifer Smith of TDCJ's Mail System Coordinators Panel. Which leads us to declare today -- April 11 -- National Read Some Erotica In Honor Of A Texan Prisoner Day.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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