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> Naomi Campbell's anger management training doesn't seem to be sticking. TMZ is reporting the supermodel was arrested at Heathrow Airport
after she freaked out because she couldn't locate one of her three carry-on bags.
After trying to calm Campbell down, the police eventually pulled her
from the L.A.-bound flight when she went berserk -- even going so far
as to allegedly assault and spit on an officer. Not smart, Naomi! Don't forget that, unlike America where you get to wear a cute orange
jumpsuit and pick up snickers wrappers from the side of the highway,
the UK is home to iron maidens, cat-o-nine tails, and cozy little cells
in the Tower of London.
> And now from the files of incredibly bad ideas... A Bill and Ted's Adventure remake has been green lighted by MGM.
The film will allegedly follow the plot of the original, but with some
contemporary updates -- the band the boys belong to has been changed
from the Wyld Stallions to the Atomic Gorillas (how hip!) and the duo
worry meeting Calamity Jane and Ghandi means missing the new Batman
film. No word on
who will be playing the title roles, but it has been confirmed it won't
be Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter.
> We don't really particularly care about Bobby Brown, but from the few tidbits that have leaked from his forthcoming tell-all memoir we're just about ready to pre-order the sucker from Amazon.com. Among the juicier morsels: 1) Bobby claims "I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney." 2) He says Whitney only married Bobby to clean up her image (she was accused of having a lesbian affair with her assistant), whereas Bobby married to "be loved and have children." And 3) Bobby admits to having extra-marital affairs, saying "women are always throwing themselves at [me]...I let the
testosterone take over." He also reveals that there was one woman in particular that he just couldn't resist: former exotic dancer Karrine "Superhead" Steffans. "Yes,
I've slept with her," he confesses. "Yes, I've spent several nights at
her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for." Married to one of the most famous women in the world and the recipient of superhead? A little less whining please, Bobby.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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