Ryan Seacrest only interested in meaningless man-on-man action

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I woke up to a handful of IMs and e-mails making sure I had heard about last night's American Idol results show man-on-man action. Luckily Out in Hollywood's Greg Hernandez was all over that:

For some reason, Ryan Seacrest decided to kiss Simon on the head at the start of the show and Simon had a moment of gay panic. Ryan then reassured him: "Relax, it didn't mean anything."

Of course it didn't mean anything -- he didn't even use tongue!

And of course the most straight-washed reality show in television history -- it's like they're in some alternate reality where no one has sex with anyone, ever, but especially not that kind -- doesn't have any clips or photos of that moment on their press site.

If you've got a favorite fansite that recaps -- with screencaps! -- please refer me there in comments or in e-mail?

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