Today's winner for stories where the jokes and the headline is one and the same:
Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone!
TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.
Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.
We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.
We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child.
Hey, I'm a big fan (duh) of gay families. I'm just not sure which of Clay's life lessons most need to be passed along to the next generation...
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Is it only me, or is the thought of Clay Aiken actually ejaculating, and having any sort of sexual involvement disgusting.
Posted by: Jake | June 10, 2008 at 10:32 AM
No it's not just you, Jake. It's against nature. It's wronger than wrong.
Posted by: Dylan | June 11, 2008 at 11:25 AM