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> Sarah Jessica Parker spills a few thousand words about her life, her love of New York City, and the upcoming Sex and the City movie in the current issue of New York magazine. In the article she reveals that husband Matthew Broderick "doesn’t have enough friends," and the friends he does have are mostly gay. The reporter smartly assumes that if Parker is comfortable enough to mention this, Broderick surely can't be gay himself. Unless Parker's using a bit of the ol' reverse psychology, but we're doubting it. The two are just too freakin' cute together.
> Basketball star and gender-bender extraordinaire Dennis Rodman entered rehab after being arrested for domestic battery. Rodman's manager tells People magazine, "His life has not been going smoothly for
the last few months since his divorce. He has not been able to see his
kids. And he has been drinking too much."
> Isabella Rossellini is starring in a new series of two minute–long pornos. But before you start scouring the Internet for night-vision crotch shots, it's not what you think. In her new project, Green Porno, Rossellini investigates the unusual act of insect reproduction firsthand by taking on the role of different bugs and getting it on with a cardboard mate. The actress's hope is that we will find the short clips (commissioned by the Sundance Channel) amusing and simultaneously have an educational experience. Among the tidbits of nympho insect info doled out in the series: Snails are hermaphrodites, and they engage in what CNN describes as "decidedly rough foreplay." Maybe we aren't so different from our slimy little friends after all.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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