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> Parker Posey and Johnny Knoxville will star in the upcoming John Waters' Christmas film Fruitcake. Though the plot is being kept secret, the Hollywood Reporter learned that the film centers around a boy named after the festive dessert who "runs
away from home during the holidays after he and his parents are
caught shoplifting meat, then meets up with a runaway girl raised
by two gay men and searching for her birth mother." John Waters? Parker Posey? Johnny Knoxville? Shoplifting? Meat? Runaways? Gay men? We're already ready to declare this the best movie of 2008 or 2009 or whatever year it comes out.
> T.R. Knight tells OK! Magazine that he loves boyfriend Mark Cornelson "to pieces" and they are already thinking about adoption somewhere down the road. The 36-year-old Gray's Anatomy star says, "“I wouldn’t rule [adoption] out at all. I think it would be adopting
versus any other route. But yeah. I mean, there are a lot of kids who
need homes.” Perhaps Knight could just adopt 19-year-old Cornelson?
> Chase Crawford lays out the perfect date for People magazine: "The ideal, I think, when you're starting out, is something low-key,
like playing the [Nintendo] Wii, ordering in pizza and then grabbing a
beer." But once it's time to actually make an appearance in public he prefers going "to a concert in Central Park or an NBA basketball game, if she likes sports." The gossip guy, who claims to be unattached right now continued, "Part of me being single is focusing on my work right now. I've been dating my gym bag for a while now." We have to admit, "gym bag" is a cuter nickname for JC Chasez than "colostomy bag."
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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