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> Beyonce and Jay-Z still have not confirmed whether or not they were married on April 4th (we're pretty sure they were) and now refuse to confirm or deny reports that they are expecting their first child. When asked to comment on the possible pregnancy a rep told the New York Post, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you." Which leads us to wonder if Beyonce, knowing she'd be pregnant soon, was clever enough to hire a rep who also moonlights as an ultrasound technician -- or if her rep was just feeling especially sassy that day.
> Al Reynolds is talking about the end of his marriage to Star Jones using the classiest, more dignified medium available to him -- a MySpace bullentin. In the post Reynolds claims, "I know in my heart that I entered my marriage with love and the best of
intentions and leave it with great sadness that it didn't work." He also wants all of us to know that:
I am not the caricature portrayed by the media. I am complex, contradictory and capable of great intelligence but also remarkable stupidity. In other words, I am a human being. To me, labels are for clothes, not people. So ... Please don't try to define me; don't try to categorize me; and most of all, don't label me. Instead, JUST GET TO KNOW ME. And if you see me, just call me Al.
We're going to go ahead and say the barfy attempt at being cute with the Paul Simon reference falls into the "remarkable stupidity" pile.
> Spunky Swedish pop star Robyn was forced to cancel several west coast shows this week due to her securing a spot on one of the most coveted television programs imaginable: The View. But fear not -- the singer will be making up the dates when she swings back across the US on another leg of tour dates this August. You can check out Robyn.com for more info on the rescheduled dates and all your other naughty Robyn needs.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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