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From her esteemed perch as sage adviser to bisexual women everywhere, Tila Tequila has a few words for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson:
"I think that the fact that everyone knows about it makes it fine," she told Usmagazine.com at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA Sunday.... "Just go all out with it!" she said. "If you’re going to do something, do it all out."
As an actual paid gay professional, I'm going to up the ante and confess my new celebrity fantasy: On June 17, the day that California queer nuptials are expected to begin, Linds and Sam should seal the deal -- with the state's first quickie, impulsive young celebrity wedding. They could run in and out of a clerk's office, smile for the paparazzi, and make pop culture history.
After all, Lindsay -- for all her trial, tribulations and questionable judgment -- has never done the Vegas hustle. It's any young starlet's rite of passage, even if she skipped over to hit the rehab visits and car crashes first. It's not too late, Lindsday! Make an honest woman out of Ronson! Some gossips are even reporting she's already staked out a favorite designer for her big day -- Dolce & Gabbana.
> Page Six, by the way, says OK! magazine offered LiLo a million bucks for her big coming out story. Weirdly, her reps don't deny exactly deny that, saying only: "They sent offers and we passed."
> And, as a general warning to anyone who still believes in "internet privacy," let Lohan and Paris Hilton be a warning to you (for so many reasons, I know). Even your private pics on your top-secret MySpace can be easily hacked. (This piece sets it up like they're privacy good Samaritans, but I think we all know what the real appeal was...)
I think they are adorable.
Posted by: VickiLynne | June 04, 2008 at 07:18 PM