Quickies: Tila Tequila is even more delusional than we thought, Cuba offers free sex reassignment surgeries, and Zac Efron needs a shower stat!

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> Reality TV vixen Tila Tequila told Us Magazine that she is responsible for the recent legalization of gay marriage in California. The supposed bisexual is the star of her own MTV show, A Shot at Love, which pits straight men against lesbians in a series of ridiculous competitions to determine who is worthy of Tequila's tiny self-absorbed heart. Speaking of her participation in helping to overturn the ban last month she says, "Before [my show] came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal." In other news, scientists have begun watching reruns of Dynasty and Dallas in hopes of solving the growing fuel crisis.   

> Not only has new Cuban President Raul Castro -- who succeeded his older brother Fidel in February -- already ushered in a slew of progressive social changes like signing two UN human rights agreements, raising pensions for retirees, and offering state land for farming, he just OK'd sex reassignment surgery -- and the country's health care system will cover the procedure. The first sex reassignment operation took place in Cuba in 1988, but no further surgeries were scheduled due to a severe negative public reaction. Cuban doctors have been training with Belgian medical personnel to learn the required techniques, and 28 transsexuals have already expressed interest in the procedure, but no firm start date has been set for the surgeries. It's one more reason to put Cuba at the top of your list of places to emigrate to now that the US economy is floundering and people like Tila Tequila are ruling our airwaves.

> The next time you're daydreaming about all the raunchy, forbidden things you'd like to do to Zac Efron, you may want to include a gas mask in your fantasy. Apparently the High School Musical star happily slacks when it comes to personal hygiene. "Zac isn't a big fan of showering,"  an insider tells Star Magazine. "It's so gross, because Zac loves to work out and plays basketball all the time -- and then goes days without showering. When he gets lazy, he likes to clean himself with baby wipes!" adds the source. Too bad -- nothing gets us from fired up to flaccid in record time like the thought of Zac smelling like a punchbowl full of French onion soup.

-- NOAH MICHELSON

Comments

[John S]

The changes in Cuba are no surprise to anyone who has followed the Revolution from the beginning. Its progressive nature has survived despite manifold counterpressures -- internal and external, and remains a beacon to the world.

[Tila Tequila]

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[Maitsara Supakit]

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