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> Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi will finally be heading down the aisle this weekend. When gay marriage became a very real possibility in California earlier this year, DeGeneres announced her intent to marry de Rossi saying, "It's something that we've wanted to do and we want it to be legal and we are very, very excited." Us Weekly reports that there will be "a small, intimate ceremony with only a few close friends and family," but otherwise details about the event are scarce. But don't despair -- we're sure Entertainment Tonight, E!, The Insider, and every magazine from the Enquirer to Dog Fancy will be covering the wedding and soon you'll be able to name every passed hors d'oeuvre they served and who barfed in front of the DJ booth after 14 too many Appletinis and a disastrous attempt at the Electric Slide.
> Our favorite pretty boy Zac Efron apparently didn't feel quite pretty enough at the Teen Choice Awards. Star magazine says the High School Musical star asked someone backstage to track down a curling iron to help tame his lifeless, uncooperative locks. "One of the awards staff asked Zac who it was for, and he said [girlfriend] Vanessa Hudgens, but it was really for him!" a source told the gossip rag. A short while later, Zac was seen using the curling iron on himself. "He said the humidity was killing his hair and that it was flat," the source explained. We feel your pain Zac, and there's no need to lie or feel embarrassed about utilizing the necessary tools to achieve your trademark look. We're sure the thousands of 13-year-old girls -- and gays of all ages -- who monitor your every move surely understand and appreciate the lengths to which one must go to in order avoid a very public personal haircare crisis.
> At the Radar magazine-sponsored party for her new reality series The Cho Show, premiering on VH1 later this month, Margaret Cho revealed she wants to be the first celebrity to have a threesome with Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. "I want to be the guest star in that bed," she told New York magazine at the party. "I would hope that Samantha Ronson would be this hot, mean, butch top. I don't know about Lindsay, though. I'd have to see. I think the three of us would be great in a daisy chain." Unwilling, or simply unable, to stop herself from discussing sex with the famous -- or perhaps infamous is now more appropriate -- Cho went on to say that she'd also like to sleep with Senator John Edwards. "He is a good leader. I definitely wouldn't want to marry him," she said of the recently exposed adulterer, before adding, "He is cute, though. I wouldn't want to be his wife, but I'd do him." Get in line, Cho.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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