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> Because you're never too old to be the subject of catfight trash tabloid rumors, Betty White recently had to refute claims that she, Rue McClanahan, and Bea Arthur callously skipped out on co-star and friend Estelle Getty's funeral. Gossip pubs and sites have been buzzing about a feud between the Golden Girls -- or came right out and painted their absence as a straight up dis to Getty -- but White says it just ain't so. "We were with Estelle when it mattered," she told Entertainment Tonight. "Funerals are about [journalism] … who was there and who wasn't? That's
not about Estelle," White said. "We adored her. To tell you the truth,
her passing is tough on us, but it's a blessing for her. She's been so
ill for so long, she's in a better place now, wherever she is." Most likely dropping one-liners on the big lanai in the sky.
> Paris Hilton's career interests have taken her down many different paths. She's done reality TV, made a pop album (as tepid or full-on piss poor as most of the tracks were, we're still willing to go to bat for "Screwed" and "Nothing in the World") and most recently starred in a spoof of a John McCain election ad. Now she can add cartoon inspiration to her resume. The heiress has teamed up with legendary comic book genius Stan Lee to create a superhero for MTV. Entertainment Tonight -- never one to pitch any journalistic soft balls -- swooped in and tossed Paris the most interesting question they could come up with: what super power does she wish she had? Paris replied, "To be invisible -- that would be fun." Actually Paris, when you're invisible, people can't see you. Which kind of defeats the purpose of constantly, desperately trying to get the paparazzi's (and everyone else's) attention.
> Miley Cyrus has finally revealed that she and best friend Nick Jonas dated for two years. The Hannah Montana star had denied rumors that she was involved with the youngest Jonas brother up until now, but in a new interview with Seventeen magazine she admits, "We were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7." But the stress of keeping the relationship secret wasn't easy on the teens. "It was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn't fun." We're also guessing Miley won't think the 12-minute video of her and Nick making out that's reportedly about to be sold on the internet for $29.95 is very fun either. A source who has supposedly seen the tape says, "Nick goes all the way to first base and almost gets to second -- you can see his hand kind of going up her shirt." What's more, the source claims, "There's even a little dry humping near the end." Go ahead and call us jaded, but we're pretty sure that making it "all the way to first base" and a little lite frottage is downright innocent for teenagers these days (especially teenagers who later posted plenty of panty-wearing self-portraits online). In 2008 you pretty much have to be simultaneously servicing the entire staff at an Arby's while they're busy attending to the lunch crowd to really qualify as a slut, and even then you might just be dubbed a little horny and a lot ambitious.
-- NOAH MICHELSON
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