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More moments from the MTV VMAs that didn't suck >>> Best new artist winners Tokio Hotel (above) are neither girls nor Japanese, if somehow you missed them before this. The German boys are sporting awesome hair and make-up and were so adorable accepting their award. > Why can't Rihanna and Pink do a super hot, insanely dykey duet? Oh, because the world would explode, that's right. > America's Best Dance Crew queer faves Fanny Pack won...best dance something. Whatever, Lindsay Lohan looked smokin' hot presenting to them in one-third of a tuxedo shirt. > The boys from Twilight couldn't keep their hands off each other during their brief time on stage. > GNR's Slash looks more like Gene Simmons every day. > John Legend cavalierly waved his ring-free hands at the camera after co-presenter Jordin Sparks' purity ring comment. > The constant shilling of Rock Band -- which launched its sequel Saturday night at a LIFEbeat benefit headlined by Panic at the Disco -- would be more annoying if, well, the game wasn't exactly that fucking cool. > MTV's own blog says "Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were all smiles and
holding hands as they walked out of the stage door -- but when they got
away from the crowd, the hands were dropped and their faces went cold." > No matter how many girls Katy Perry sorta kisses she should stay away from "Like a Virgin." > Could Miley Cyrus please stop being so freaking cute? > For a confusing change of pace, the JoBros seemed to sing live, and Christina Aguilera lip-synced most of her routine. Honey, what? We don't actually care when Britney dances her ass off in lieu of vocals, but with pipes like Aguilera's, there's no redemption to be found in taking that easy way out. > And does Britney being handed three awards really make up for MTV setting her up to crash and burn last year? Maybe, but we were most disturbed that she gave nearly verbatim the same thank you speech (Heavenly Father, family, fans) every single time. > Kanye West's flashing glow-in-the-dark broken heart lapel pin wins the best dressed award.
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