> Pink, arguably the roughest, toughest, butchest member of the top 40 pop star bunch, did what any savvy business woman with a new album to promote would do: she sat down with the Daily Mail and aired out a few choice items of dirty laundry. (Funhouse is due out October 28.)
On her sexuality:
"Everyone has always thought I was gay because of the tattoos, the short hair, the attitude. But I don't care. I love to challenge people's preconceptions. Loads of my friends are lesbians and it really annoys me that gay people aren't allowed to get married in most parts of America. I'd go on a march for gay rights any time."
On the gaggle of famous girls she loves to mock in her songs:
"Paris Hilton is still bugging me about [my song] 'Stupid Girls.' She came up to me in a nightclub a couple of months back and she said, 'I hope you realize that the person I seem to be in the press is really just an act and the real me is really smart.' I said, 'Just get over it. The song was like years ago. Quit bugging me.'"
> Desperate to prove exactly how smart she is, Paris is gearing up to release a new music video entitled "Paris for President" at the end of this week. Presumably riffing on her interview with Harper's Bazaar where she laid out her vision of a Hilton-helmed America, the video will premiere on SwagHouseMedia.com on Sunday, October 26. Speaking with Ryan Seacrest earlier this week Paris remarked that if she were commander-in-chief she would "get jobs for people so we can get the economy back on track."
Absolutely brilliant, Paris! Why hasn't anyone else thought of that? Someone get this woman on the ballot ASAP!
-- NOAH MICHELSON






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