One passing in the gay community we're happy to have the occasion to mourn: ZIMA will no longer be made by MillerCoors, the joint venture that pumped out unknown quantities of the clear malt beverage that briefly, bizarrely, was considered a cool drink. Don't lie. You know back in 1995 you thought you were awesome for ordering it.
While we're dancing on ZIMA's grave, can we also do some voo-doo on the Cosmo (so 1999), anything with blue Curaçao, and ice or soda water added to any kind of wine, but especially Chardonnay. Your potential bar hook-ups can thank us later.
A casual, humorous search to find a ZIMA ad worth posting turned up this clip, which features Alanis Morrissette's "All I Really Want" -- minus the vocals -- in the background.
And now we need an exorcism, or at least some high powered mouthwash to get the taste of that out. Eww.
[Thanks Andy]
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