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You'd have to have been a total idiot to believe that Michael Lohan was really going to keep his word when he promised to stop slagging on Samantha Ronson back in October. A mere two months later the haterade is already flowing again and a new rant that surfaced on X17online.com proves that for Lindsay's dad, Christmas is the jerkiest time of the year.
Among the choice phrases in the dispatch, Michael claims "Sam IS a drug! Just like a drug she is controlling!" and believes no one else in Lindsay's life will tell her as much because of her "celebrity." Finally, with a self-imposed authority equal to the Oracle of Delphi, Michael predicts we shouldn't "expect any 'great deeds' or work from Lindsay until Sam is gone!" Aw, shucks! There goes our hopes for Lindsay to take over Hillary Clinton's Senate seat.
Now, to get that icky Michael Lohan taste out of your mouth (God forbid!), check out these totally adorable shots of Linds and Sam weathering the storm with a formidable bout of high-octane hugging.
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