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You've got as much high quality, ratings-generating drama in your life as Nene does -- if not more. Right? People are always telling you that you belong on TV, aren't they? Well, now here's your chance. After posting a rumor we heard from an inside source regarding the casting of gay couples for a new Real Housewives-esque reality series, we were contacted by the producers of the show asking us to help drive some worthy candidates their way. All those Real Housewives are basically big ol' queens anyway, so we might as well have some actual homos on television -- and you might as well be one of them.

Here are the details:

From the producers of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey comes a fierce new series about San Francisco and Dallas’s most fabulous gay and straight couples.  Are you notorious for your lavish lifestyle and outrageous personality?  Is your relationship hot and heavy?  Does your personal life play out like a reality series?

If your social calendar is booked years in advance, you frequent high-end shopping areas, or you’re a sought-after socialite, then Sirens Media wants to hear from you.

Tell us why you’re destined for the spotlight.  Email the following information to us at dallas@sirensmedia.com or sanfrancisco@sirensmedia.com:

• A description of why you are a perfect candidate for this show

• Photos of you, your significant other, family and friends

Previously > The Real Gay Housewives of San Francisco?

Comments

[Michael]

How about two gay men...together for 20 years who live in NYC, LA & Napa Valley? That's us...a separate show for our life alone would be an eye opener. ;)

[Jamie]

Why just San Francisco and Dallas? Why not open it up nationwide search?

[Wagnerian]

The media finds new ways to emasculate gay men all the time. Thanks for complying OUT magazine!

[TJ]

Gay is the new Black.

[Telling the Truth]

What the hell? Gay is the new black? Oh I guess I forgot that gays were enslaved for 300 years, went through Jim Crow and still get called nigger in the gay community, like it do.

[All4U]

I think TJ meant Black as in fashionable, not as in black people.

[Oaxaca78]

Getting called faggot isn't any better than what you've been called. By the way "Telling the Truth," some of the most racist people I've come across have been black.

[Dancedance1989]

The person who spouts racist slurs is no worse than the person who laughs, while watching it happpen. So, these "most racist" black people you've encountered are no different than the white person who "tastefully" utters hateful words under his breath.

There is no "more" or "most" or "worse." There only is...

Regardless of how severely the acts of people's racism affect others, their inner hatred for a group of people is no different. You're either racist or not.

There's no in between.