Hummer: Mariah Carey's "Up Out My Face"

If you were convinced that Mariah Carey's "Up Out My Face" -- a drum line–doused kiss off featuring some of the most genius lyrics penned in 2009 like, "If we were two Lego blocks / Even the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 / Couldn’t put us back together again" -- couldn't get any more wonderfully, intoxicatingly cheesy than it already is, you were wrong. Now there's a video.

In it, Mimi and rapper Nicki Minaj -- a protege of Lil' Wayne's, who, by the by, is bi -- play dress up and parade around like Barbie doll nurses trapped in a Target ad. It's ridiculous, it's low budget, it's about 15 years behind the times, and still, somehow, it's absolutely perfect.

The remix featured in the video will be available on Mariah's upcoming remix album, Angels Advocate, due out March 30.

Previously > Hummer: Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Skeletons"

Hummer: Yeah Yeah Yeah's "Skeletons"

The video for "Skeletons" (above), the beautifully minimalist single off of Yeah Yeah Yeah's 2009 masterpiece, It's Blitz, just debuted on Babelgum. In it, Karen O and the boys breeze across the screen like apparitions that've floated out of the pages of some dusty turn of the (twentieth) century guide to the occult. Melancholy, morose, but somehow strangely uplifting, we can't stop watching it. For a behind-the-scenes look at how the video was made, head here.

Previously > Hummer: V V Brown's "Shark in the Water"

Hummer: V.V. Brown's "Shark in the Water"

Brit pop up-and-comer V.V. Brown's "Shark in the Water" sounds a bit like a sunnier, soberer Amy Winehouse track and has us looking forward to her debut album, Travelling Like the Light, due out on iTunes on February 2 and in stores on March 16. The above version of the single is an exclusive acoustic version Brown recorded in the back of a cab. To see and hear the original, head here.

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Hummer: Sade's "Soldier of Love"

Sade is back and girlfriend is not messing around (how is it possible this woman is 51?!). She's has got a snare drum, a bunch of smoke, a horse, a parachute, some men dancing in formation, and some serious hoop earrings and that's about all she needs to take over the world, the charts, and your ear canals.

Hit play and remember why you fell in love with the smoothest of the smooth operators all those years ago:

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Hummer: The Westboro Baptist Church's "Whorish Face"

Everyone's favorite gang of nutbags, the Westboro Baptist Church, has taken a few precious moments out of their already busy crusade to save America from itself by condemning gays to hell and protesting the funerals of soldiers who died serving in Iraq to record a delightful cover of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face." Retitled "Whorish Face," the song features catchy little couplets like "You pissed off God, you'll see what he's got... You ain't God... God hates you..." followed by a killer chorus of "You got a whorish face, it's a whorish face":

@LadyGaga "Poker Face" parody by WBC is done! Lyrics: http://tiny.cc/LGL2 Music: sound bite

Now, if only we could get Pat Robertson to do a sick basement remix.

If you want to hear a live version of the track, check out Lady Gaga's show in St. Louis at the Fox Theater on Thursday -- the Westboro Baptist Church will be out front picketing -- and perhaps performing?

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Hummer: Cazwell's "Tonight"

For his latest single, "Tonight," (a reworking of the '80s classic by Shannon) from his album Watch My Mouth, Cazwell -- looking like a sexy cat burglar -- stages a sexy ode to Run Lola Run on the streets of New York City:

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Hummer: Sia's "You've Changed"

Fresh off the YouTube presses: the video for "You've Changed," the lead single from Sia's upcoming album We Are Born. The only thing cuter than the Australian singer herself -- who has been extra busy in the past few months readying both her new album and writing tracks for Christina Aguilera's next record -- is the retro DIY video game she's dreamt up and thrust herself into:

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Hummer: Lucas Silveira Covers "Bad Romance"

One of our favorites gets covered by another one of our favorites, Lucas Silveira of The Cliks:

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