So many mixed emotions. Titillated, because I get to use the "politics" and "porn" tags for the first time, and it's not like that combination comes up often these days, right?; but also numb, disheartened, lost, and confused. It's been reported that Levi Johnston's people, and by people we mean The Tank, have denied Playgirl full-frontal shots of the Young Republican Sperm Bank, and I just feel so cheated. The would-be cumshot heard round the world the minute those photos leaked will now be but a silent shrug.
But more than that, this is a hockey stick that's already made headlines for some very public, electoral-timed high sticking, so shouldn't we finally see the culprit that has spurred so much chatter? Ironic that it's only now that Levi Johnston has learned to use the pull-out method.
But we will make it through, and to help me weather this new winter of our discontent, I turned to an old friend, Tinsley Mortimer, that starry-eyed Sailor Moon of a socialite, whose voice of reason was as comforting as a warm cup of Earl Grey whiskey and a new Louis Vuitton bag made fresh by indiscernible foreign children. She said "In times of need I turn to what I believe scholars are calling the most heralded religious text of our generation." So I did.
It is simple -- Muslims should not be allowed to serve in the military. You can not rightly be in the U.S. military and also believe in the Koran. What the US military is called to defend and what the Koran prescribes are based on contradictory sets of beliefs...Israel does not allow Muslims to serve in the army, which is a sensible move on their part. However, the Israeli army does allow gays to openly serve and here in the U.S. we don’t. We allow these barbarians to serve but not gays and it’s the exact opposite in Israel. Who do you think is making the smarter decision?
-- An excerpt from a blog posting by porn king Michael Lucas regarding the recent tragedy at Fort Hood. To read the full post, click here.
Sometimes there's nothing like a little soft-core porn to brighten up a rainy Wednesday afternoon. Even if it's not raining wherever you are, you can still enjoy our new slideshow of images from Craig Seymour's photo-travelogue, American Boys, which chronicles the
writer/photographer's adventures in gay strip clubs
across the country from 2006 to 2009. The book features adult film stars
including Brent Corrigan, Blake Riley, Cameron Marshall, and Austin
Wilde shot in clubs like XL (Providence, RI), Nob Hill (San Francisco,
CA), Splash (New York, NY), Mr. Black (New York, NY), and Spin
(Chicago, IL).
Don’t be fooled. While those looking for men in skivvies won’t be disappointed, there’s a lot more to this artful, minimal blog. A showcase for photos pilfered from all over the place, the site presents images without text.
Context or no, the images -- whether they are candid shots of straight boys mooning guests at a party, a boxer weighing in naked before a fight, or a photo of the gay hanky code as posted in an S.F. leather shop circa 1979 -- are all compelling in their ability to amuse, arouse, remind, or inspire.
The best part? A new set (admittedly one or two often repeat) appears every time you refresh. Bookmark this time waster now.
Warm up those DVD players: Michael Lucas has finished his next porno, Men Of Israel, and it'll be released next month. The film marks a first in the gay pornographic world, as the premier Israeli film produced by major adult studio with an all-Israeli cast. Shot by Executive Producer/Co-Director Michael Lucas and Co-Director/Videographer Mr. Pam, Men of Israel features "exotic backdrops for many of the sex scenes eclectically range from the pristine desert cliffs of the Dead Sea, ancient ruins near Jerusalem dating back to over a millennium, to avant-garde skyscraper condos in the enriched metropolis of Tel Aviv," the film's press release states.
As both a director and a producer, Men of Israel is definitely the film I am most proud of,” the porn impresario says. “I firmly believe that it will bring awareness to all that Israel has to offer and will bring thousands of gay tourists to it numerous beaches, resorts, and other similar destinations. Based on all the press we have received from the Israeli media, this movie will be a milestone for the country. It’s amazing to see all the anticipation this project has created both in the United States and abroad.”
Men of Israel features five hardcore sex scenes with eight models, including newcomers Matan Shalev, Jonathan Agassi, Avi Dar, and Naor Tal, along with solo scenes, exclusive behind-the-scenes features, and documentary footage regarding the history of Israel. History lessons while you're getting yourself off? Brilliant! Someone get Lucas on the ballot for the school board. Over the coming weeks, Lucas Entertainment will be releasing a number
of images, cast interviews and outtakes through the new website
MenOfIsraelXXX.com. Scenes will be available exclusively to LucasEntertainment.com members beginning July 6, 2009, with a DVD release following on July 22, 2009. Lucas Entertainment will also release a volume of its popular Auditions line using additional scenes from the project, slated for release on September 4, 2009.
I've never been a fan of air guitar -- either playing it or watching someone else do it. There's something a little too self-conscious (and at the same time oblivious) -- not to mention geeky -- about it for me to really be able to just let go and pretend that I'm playing an instrument that I don't play -- much less an instrument that's not even really there.
But air sex on the other hand, now there's an American pastime I could get into. And lucky for me, flocks of horny, attention starved hipsters are swarming venues across this fine land to simulate doing the dirty with an imaginary partner.
Here are the simple, easy-to-follow rules:
Time: Contestants have a maximum of 2 minutes to
perform an air sex routine. This can include all phases of an air sex
encounter: meeting, seduction, foreplay and intercourse, or you can
simply cut to the chase.
Music: Competitors must perform to music, you can
either bring a CD of your performance track with you, or you can choose
from our selection of air sex music. You may also include an audio
prelude to your performance, maximum of 30 seconds.
Other Rules: Unlike air guitar, there are not
many other rules. Props are allowed, teams are allowed, talking is
allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be
simulated, not real.
If you want to give it a go, check out the Air Sex Championship site to find out when the mock humpfest will be inserting itself (but not really) into your city.
Following closely on the heels of Showtime’s Secret Diary of a Call Girl (and that whole “Client 9” thing with former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer), Steven Soderbergh’s new film, The Girlfriend Experience, delves into the world of high-class prostitution. Shot pseudo-documentary style, the film follows Chelsea, an escort, and her personal trainer boyfriend, Chris, as they respectively navigate their relationships and work lives. With the entire world at her fingertips, Chelsea is young, savvy, and fetches $2,000 an hour for her services. The film doesn’t really focus on the more sensationalist aspects of her work life; there is little sex and the clients are not cataloged in a comical or dramatic fashion like they are in Secret Diary. Instead, The Girlfriend Experience hones in on the more commonplace aspects of the sex-for-hire business, like Chelsea’s day-to-day personal upkeep and her ambitions to grow her business online.
This dry, straight-forward delivery is familiar from Soderbergh, who utilized non-actors and improvisation in his previous film, Bubble. Whereas Bubble, set in a barren Midwestern town, was considered particularly sparse and neo-realist, The Girlfriend Experience is coated in a glamorous polish of trendy, low-lit Manhattan restaurants and to-die-for real estate. In other words, it’s lifestyle porn.
A bit of horror mingled with helpless laughter and a dash of arousal is the general reaction to the latest Tyler Shields video portrait of Zachary Quinto, best known for his role as Spock in Star Trek and psycho killer Sylar on Heroes. We bet he's never had a role quite like this before. In the name of art, he lets himself be doused in milk in slow motion -- first in reverse than right-way-forward, just to draw the visuals out. It's even more fascinating to watch than the video of Matt Dallas with his Kyle XY co-star Jaimie Alexander pouring a bottle of Jim Beam on his face.
Like a new breed of extremely suggestive "Got Milk?" adverts, Quinto is a trooper, smoldering at the camera with the white stuff dripping down his chin. Milk facial, anyone? And if you want to up the ante, it's tons better with the sound on mute so that you can substitute your own soundtrack. "Down In It" by Nine Inch Nails has a particularly good ring to it.
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