WTF YouTube video: John Barrowman Does the "Single Ladies" Dance

We love you John, but we just can't get behind your re-enactment of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video. If this were November 2008 your vaguely "dad chaperoning the sophomore homecoming dance and doing his best to embarrass his daughter even more than his mere presence already has" dance routine would be kinda cute, but a full year later we're just scratching our heads and saying, "huh?"

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WTF YouTube Video: Jiminy Cricket: The Gayest Cricket of All

Fresh from the Walt Disney vault, it's a video of Jiminy Cricket, this week's nominee for gayest member of the pristoceuthophilus family. WTF is he singing about? Is it football? Sex with women? Sex with men? Or is it all of those things? Perhaps we'll have to wait until the thaw out ol' Walt to ever get a straight (ahem) answer.

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Butching Up Your Son For Halloween

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Kathy Griffin Stars in Kate Is Enough: The Kate Gosselin Story

We'd rather contract a barnyard combo of swine flu, chicken pox, and mad cow's disease all at the same time than have to see Kate Gosselin's mug on another tabloid magazine. But watching Kathy Griffin and George Takei take the piss out of that train wreck of a family? Yes, please!

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Thieves Go Apple Picking

An Apple store in Marlton, New Jersey, was hit by thieves last night and in a mere 31 seconds the masked men managed to score 23 Mac Book Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPod Touches. Check out the surveillance tape below to witness the record breaking heist.

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Real World Cast Member Teaches Us How to Shave

YouTube is full of gems. It can turn a nobody into a somebody overnight. Or it can be a place for former reality stars to shamelessly whore themselves out in an attempt to extend their brief few moments of fame.

Scott Herrman of MTV's The Real World: Brooklyn has his own channel on YouTube. Why exactly? So he can provide us with really complicated tips, like in this video, where he explains to us the painstaking task of shaving his chest. No, not just explains, demonstrates, as in the shower.

And we're sure you're already aware, but you can get even more groundbreaking "fitness" tips (others include How to Pick Someone Up at the Gym and a Captain America impersonation) from Scott on his website, scotthermanfitness.com. It's almost as great as laurenconradthinksshecanwriteanovel.com.

--GREGORY MILLER

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Flying Phallus: 1. Adam Lambert: 0

It's no surprise that Adam Lambert fans are going crazy over him at every stop of the American Idols Live! tour. Just how crazy is another story.

Recently Adam chatted with Rolling Stone about the fact that fans have been throwing various, um, objects on to the stage. Namely, bras, studded underwear, whips, and yep, handcuffs. Adam seems to enjoy the attention, promising to pick them up as long as nothing is thrown at his face.

But the Fanberts (like that?) are taking it to a whole new level. Someone threw the mother of all sex toys at Adam during a recent concert. We're talking a full-sized dildo, which literally hit him. Check it out in the clip above.

--GREGORY MILLER

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WTF YouTube Moment: Mandles: 1% Wax, 99% Testosterone

We ran across this today and just had to share it.  At last! There's finally a way to light a candle in your home without feeling like Martha Stewart.  If the thought of "Rainy Summer Night" or "Fresh Baked Christmas Cookie" makes you want to go eat a t-bone and watch a Rocky movie, then Mandles are for you.

-- GREGORY MILLER

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