> Hit maker Greg Berlanti's weirdest show on ABC, Eli Stone, has been picked up for another season. No word yet on whether George Michael's contract has been similarly extended.
What's summer without a little lovin' and a lot of sweaty, sexy subjects
and objects of our affection? The boys of Out have collected in one easy location all the hottest things to do and lust after as the weather (finally) kicks into high gear. I highly recommend picking up the actual issue -- a hefty, but worthwhile lug to the beach or wherever your holidays may take you -- but for those still chained to our desks, we'll also be offering a daily dose of all the who, what, where you’ll be
glad you knew first.
Get off on the right foot with Broadway's latest John Waters adaptation star, Cry-Baby's James Snyder (that's him in the yellow, above, with co-stars Marty Lawson, Spencer Liff and Charlie Sutton, left to right). And as he told Out's Bruce Shenitz, it's obviously the part he was born to play:
"One of my early memories was of a local video store, where there was a Cry-Baby
poster, and I was, like, 'Johnny Depp cries!'" says James Snyder in his
dressing room at the Marquis Theater. "It was around fifth grade, and I
had cried on the bus for something...I remember thinking, All these women think it's sexy that he cries, so I guess I'm allowed to do that."
Not just the women, honey, but you go on ahead and wipe your eyes all pretty-like!
> It's official -- Jimmy Fallon will take Conan O'Brien's night shift when O'Brien is handed the reigns to Jay Leno's late show. The game of talk show host musical chairs is scheduled to happen next year when Leno is due to retire. Speaking of the appointment, Fallon told journalists, "It’s going to be a grind, it’s going to be hard, but I’m going to go at it full force." Hard? Maybe. But we think this could be a really good thing for him and for us. And it surely can't turn out any worse than those movies -- Taxi, anyone? -- he left SNL to do.
> Isaiah Washington has a new beef with ABC, the station that canned him after he made a homophobic slur against Grey's Anatomy cast mate T.R. Knight. It seems the medical drama used a photo of him in a mock newspaper article about his character receiving a surgeon's award. Washington filed a complaint with the Screen Actor's Guild claiming that the producers never asked his permission to use his image. Washington's lawyer explained, "They have the rights of the character to advance the
story, but not the image," and that he expected his client to receive some kind of "financial settlement." What? Your gig at Bionic Woman isn't keeping you busy and well fed enough? Ohhhh -- right! -- that got canceled.
> Gordan Ramsay -- top rated chef and star of Hell's Kitchen -- wants to make it illegal for restaurants to serve fruits and vegetables that are out of season. The quick tempered chef told the BBC: "I don't want to see asparagus in the middle of December. I don't want
to see strawberries from Kenya in the middle of March. I want to see it
home-grown." Ramsay is demanding both "stringent licensing laws" regarding ingredients and the fining of restaurants that use items that are not in season. Sounds good to us. Now, just as importantly, who do we talk to about making poofy houndstooth chef pants and Crocs in the kitchen illegal?
In true soap opera fashion -- you say "family drama," we say "why split hairs?" -- Brothers & Sisters ended its très gay season last night with a fittingly faggy finale.
I am fairly sure this is the first piece of online video I ever painstakingly downloaded and then analyzed frame by frame. Long before such nerdy pursuits became something of a national pastime (thank you, YouTube!), those of us unfortunate enough to be afflicted with a burning case of obsession over the X-Files fretted and twirled our thumbs and crossed our fingers and hoped the little sci-fi show that could would successfully make the leap to theaters.
Yeah, it sort of feels the same now, higher tech and all. Mulder and Scully will be back on the big screen this summer, being all angsty and kissy and chasey and conspiracy-y. Here's a sneak peek at that:
The X-Files: I Want to Believe, 2008
If you'd like a stricter comparative exercise, this long-form trailer from '98 (the one above was the very first teaser aired -- I think? -- during a TV broadcast of the show) has the same sountrack, half the same dialogue, and similarly staged shots as the new one:
[Thanks to Liz M. at NewTeeVee for helping dig up our past.]
3. I secretly love it when you quote my Lifetime movies and compare seemingly hopeless situations to Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
5. Stop trying to make us over into your teen boy-toy fantasy. I
paid too much money for these tits to cover them up with plaid shirts
and rocker tees.
7. Bite the bullet and buy your own concealer already.
I went away for a week, leaving these hallowed halls of off-color gay jokes safely in the hands of Jason, Noah and company. I'd been mentally composing a list of rumors they forgot to spread and celebrities whose dubious denials they forgot to defame -- only to find upon my return from paradise that no such absences had occurred! Go Team Popnography!
In case you were off globe-trotting yourself (or, whatever, actually working), here were a few of my favorites:
> Popnography's review of the excellent Iron Man. Watching Robert Downey Jr. of all people play a (super)man reborn from narcissism into a fearsome, fierce machine of justice was strangely redemptive and more than a little aww-inspiring. There were some long years there where it really didn't seem like the guy was going to make it back from the brink, so it's especially satisfying to see him do so well upon this now-undeniably triumphant return. Whatever, mostly this was an excuse to post the picture above: Downey with his super-cute son, Indio (age 14), at a recent Lakers game. Look how proudly dad wears his purse!
> In a new interview with Logo, Paula Abdul weeps, makes Twilight Zone noises, and generally provides us with exactly the kind of entertainment we've come to expect and love from her. The interview is billed as the first to discuss her feelings about us gays and also reveals how she "single-handedly brought in" gay contestants Danny Noriega and David Hernandez on American Idol. The AI judge claims, "I feel that, in many ways, I'm more understood by the gay community than I am anywhere else." Awwww. Wait a second -- Is that really a compliment?
> Justin Timberlake is producing a new reality TV show for MTV. The Phone, based on a Dutch game show, will play out as follows (according to Access Hollywood):
Each episode will begin with
two strategically placed cell phones ringing at opposite ends of a
major metropolitan city. Once answered, a mysterious guide gives
contestants five seconds to decide if they want to play the game.
If they accept, the competition begins, throwing the two contestants
into an intense race, where they must communicate via cell phone to
succeed.
The guide will also be communicating with the game players via cell
phone, as a helicopter in the sky tracks their every move, exploit and
error – with each failed task chipping away at the cash prize.
All this from the man who said, "Play more dayum videos. We don't want to see the Simpsons [sisters] on reality television -- I want to challenge MTV to play more videos," when receiving an MTV video music award in 2007.
> In an interview with the Advocate to promote his new film Made of Honor (the marketing campaign of which I threw a hissy fit about last week) Patrick Dempsey tells us about his most feminine qualities (he cries "at the drop of a hat"), dropping out of high school to star in a production of Torch Song Trilogy ("the gay community was always incredibly kind to me"), and the male celebrity he finds sexiest (Johnny Depp). Though we agree with his taste, he loses a point for unoriginality (Depp is the new Jolie for safe straight lust). Still -- should you guys ever choose to venture into the world of intimate male encounters -- send us a photo!
Before Popnography's fearless and intrepid editor, Shana Naomi Krochmal, took off for a week of well-deserved vacationing she made me promise her that I would blog about any Pete Wentz gossip I happened upon while she was gone. So without further ado -- here is a week of Wentz (and Ashlee):
> While on a French press tour for her new album, Bittersweet World, Ashlee Simpson told journalists that Pete keeps her "grounded."
The singer continued: "I don’t see myself following the path those
girls (Lohan, Spears, Hilton, etc.) take. I’m almost 24. I’m pretty
together and I’m getting
married to a great guy. I wouldn’t ever let myself get that way and I
don’t surround myself with ‘yes’ people. I think that’s the most
important thing."
> Pete and Ashlee returned home to LA from France on Thursday amidst still swirling rumors that the couple is expecting a baby by the end of the year.
When asked about Simpson's visibly growing chest -- a sure sign of
having a baby on board -- a representative told the New York Daily News
"It’s probably just a great bra, like any girl’s secret.”
Now that we've got your attention, head over to Out.com and check out Blake's full Model Citizen profile. And tune in to Popnography all next week as the male-model madness continues!
> Parker Posey and Johnny Knoxville will star in the upcoming John Waters' Christmas film Fruitcake. Though the plot is being kept secret, the Hollywood Reporter learned that the film centers around a boy named after the festive dessert who "runs
away from home during the holidays after he and his parents are
caught shoplifting meat, then meets up with a runaway girl raised
by two gay men and searching for her birth mother." John Waters? Parker Posey? Johnny Knoxville? Shoplifting? Meat? Runaways? Gay men? We're already ready to declare this the best movie of 2008 or 2009 or whatever year it comes out.
> T.R. Knight tells OK! Magazine that he loves boyfriend Mark Cornelson "to pieces" and they are already thinking about adoption somewhere down the road. The 36-year-old Gray's Anatomy star says, "“I wouldn’t rule [adoption] out at all. I think it would be adopting
versus any other route. But yeah. I mean, there are a lot of kids who
need homes.” Perhaps Knight could just adopt 19-year-old Cornelson?
> Chase Crawford lays out the perfect date for People magazine: "The ideal, I think, when you're starting out, is something low-key,
like playing the [Nintendo] Wii, ordering in pizza and then grabbing a
beer." But once it's time to actually make an appearance in public he prefers going "to a concert in Central Park or an NBA basketball game, if she likes sports." The gossip guy, who claims to be unattached right now continued, "Part of me being single is focusing on my work right now. I've been dating my gym bag for a while now." We have to admit, "gym bag" isa cuter nickname for JC Chasez than "colostomy bag."
This morning, while stumbling around the Internet looking for fresh gossip, I ran into my new favorite YouTube channel, WAD (a.k.a. What A Drag). Thanks to modern technology, we no longer need to pay a cover, buy gag-tastic well drinks, or wear a necklace of Mardi Gras beads to enjoy the fine art of drag performance.
Below I've posted a few of my favorite clips so that you can see exactly what all the fuss is about.
> Here's Chrissy Present "singing" Robyn's hit "With Every Heartbeat":
I love how even though Chrissy appears to have been caught up in a radioactive sewage spill on her way to the WAD studios, causing anything she touches to swirl in tie-dyed electricity, she remains a professional and will let nothing stand in her way of expressing how distraught she is over the tragic demise of her relationship.
I'd also like to venture a guess that this video would be highly enjoyable after an evening spent ingesting large quantities of high-quality psychedelics.
> Next up is Violet Trakmarxx "singing" Tori Amos' "Big Wheel":
I never cared for this song until I saw this video. Something about Violet's ability to sassily load a dishwasher makes listening to Tori's misguided attempt to go country downright pleasurable! The girl gets big bonus points for her literal interpretation of the line "I've been drinking down your pain" at a minutes and 50 seconds into the video. Props sometimes seem like superfluous bric-a-brac, but in the world of drag they can mean the difference between going home with a wad of singles or a bra stuffed full of fivers. I love that Ms. Trakmarxx carries that little touch over to the cyber realm.
> Finally, no drag show -- live or not -- would be complete without a performance of Heart's "Alone," here performed by Amber Vision:
With its black-and-white palate, wind machine, and fog rolling in from off screen, this is certainly the most dramatic of the three clips. It reminds me of the videos for Madonna's "Vogue," Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back To Me Now," and the Divinyls' "I Touch Myself." No hysterical flicker of the eyes is too much for Amber to conjure, no saucy pout is too much for her to emote. And the bellow she unleashes at two minutes and 14 seconds into the clip is the stuff drag fairy tales are made of.
> While Leisha Hailey has no problem discussing her role as bisexual journalist Alice Pieszecki on The L Word or the difference between her old band, the Murmurs, and her new band, Uh Huh Her, in an interview with CreativeLoafing.com, the actress-musician refused to discuss personal issues. Whenever the interviewer got even remotely close to talking about Hailey's love life, the "world's sexiest woman" -- as named by AfterEllen.com -- simply offered an "I'll pass" or "I don't want to talk about it." We get the whole "keep work and business separate" bit, Leisha, but would it kill you to give us just a smidge of dirt?
> Apparently Mario Lopez is even vainer than we thought (and we assumed he was pretty vain.) The New York Post is reporting that the new star of A Chorus Line was unhappy with his costume -- a tan sweater with long sleeves, based on the outfit worn by A Chorus Line creator Michael Bennett and countless other actors playing the character of Zach. Lopez was miffed that the shirt hid his biceps, so he demanded it be made short-sleeved. But wait, it gets better (or worse, depending on how you look at it): Lopez also demanded that his costar Nick Adams, who plays Zach's assistant in the show, wear a hoodie over his tank top whenever the two are near each other on stage because Adams' biceps are bigger than Lopez's. Officials for the show claim they merely changed up Adams' costume because the actors looked too similar -- but we know what a couple of theater queens in a cat fight looks like when we see it.
> The media is all riled up about the new Barbara Walters tell-all that just hit shelves. In the book Audition the newscaster and talk-show host claims she had an affair with then-married Sen. Edward Brooke, and says of their time together, "Sometimes
when he said that I was the oldest woman he had ever been with, I
thought of telling him: 'Oh yeah? Well, you are the blackest man I have
ever been with.'But the truth is, it didn't matter." She also tells her side
of the story involving her tempestuous relationships with The View
cohosts Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones. Of Jones' departure from the show she says, "I still feel it might have been easier for her to find a new position
if she had left the program in the graceful way we had suggested." In other words, don't mess with Mama Walters or you'll be begging Court TV to let you cover the parking ticket circuit.
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