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... except they're doing a lot more than k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Something much more graphic whose spelling ends in "ing", according to Matt Damon's latest gay joke about George Clooney.
If you thought their witty gay banter during the Oceans 13 press junkets was, well, pretty gay, Matt continues the fun by claiming that Clooney plays for our team:
"George is gay. Everybody knows that. But honestly, I never realised he was gay—even when he was b***ing me off!"
After setting the record, umm, straight about George Clooney, Damon moves on to other pressing rumors: The whole Ben Affleck-Matt Damon relationship thingy. Not true Matt says. "There was a lot of talk we were gay, and I just didn't respond to it. I thought, 'F**k you!' Why give the rumours any credence?"
Our thoughts exactly. At any rate, just because Matt Damon supposedly enjoys hot man sex with George Clooney, that doesn't make him gay. Just ask Enrique Iglesias.
Previously > Today's Dose of Straight Men Acting Gay, Clooney at Cannes
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