Quickies: Barrowman more than happy to come behind Gyllenhaal, Barrowman gets tested for gayness, and Bravo wants to help you (and your $$) find love

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> Readers of AfterElton.com named Jake Gyllenhaal as the man they find most sexually attractive on the gay entertainment website's annual list. The other stars at the top of the "Hot 100" are all gay and include: John Barrowman, Luke MacFarlane, Neil Patrick Harris, and Cheyenne Jackson. Anderson Cooper made it into the top 10 for the first time after we officially declared him gay in our "Glass Closet" article. (Who says being a known homo isn't good for his career?!) When asked about his number two position John Barrowman replied, "I'm thrilled with the results. Who wouldn't want to come in behind Jake Gyllenhaal?" Or on him, or next to him, or in the same room as him, for that matter.

> Speaking of John Barrowman, Torchwood.tv is claiming the hunky actor made a trip to UCLA's Human Genetics Lab to take part in a study on "the scientific search for what makes people gay." Barrowman supposedly had his DNA sampled and spent time in an MRI machine that measured his reactions to nude pictures of both sexes. The study is being filmed by the BBC for a three-part documentary airing in August and also involved Barrowman being reunited with his first high-school girlfriend. Nothing like stirring up memories of your awkward teenage hetero fumblings to officially confirm that you're a fag.

> Are you a hot 'mo millionaire who can't for the life of him get a date? What's wrong with you? Regardless -- Bravo wants you for the second season of their hit show "The Millionaire Matchmaker." This time Patti Stanger, star of the reality series, is looking for eligible gay bachelors to benefit from working with her Millionaire's Club, "one of the most upscale executive matchmaking services in the nation." Interested parties must have a net worth of at least $1 million, be single, at least 21 years old, and available to film two to four days this summer. If this sounds like you, you can contact Valerie Penso at 323.203.1331 or valeriepenso@gmail.com to set up an audition. Or you can save yourself the drama (and might I add crippling embarrassment) of being on a reality TV show and just send me an email. I'd be more than happy to date you and your millions.

-- NOAH MICHELSON

Comments

[Timmy]

I just dont understand the gay fascination with Jake Gyllenhaal. Maybe I need to see him in the buff, or maybe I just need to like dogs more.

[GayListDaily.com]

I love, love, love the line about coming in behind Jake. I'm with you...it could be behind, next to, in my left eye, whatever.

[John S]

Barrowman's starting to show his age. Is the panic not far off?

[Evan]

82 guys on the list are straight or supposedly straight. SELF-HATRED MUCH? Gay people value heterosexuality OVER homosexuality. It's sick. After hundreds of millions of gay people throughout history were forced to live by straight people's demands or else gay people should be disgusted by those overlords instead of worshipping them. Gross. Michael Jensen and Brian Juergens said they would not talk about MIKA because he's in the closet and that's not supporting the gay "community." Yet they post articles about straight people who have done zero for gay people every day. Shameless and repulsive. Stop perpetuating self-hatred among gay men.